A Bank Robber Hits The Biggest Bank In LA. He's Planned This Heist For Years And Everything Goes Like Clockwork

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A bank robber hits the biggest bank in LA. He's planned this heist for
years and everything goes like clockwork, but as he's running out of the
bank he notices one security camera aimed right at him. A minute later a
huge manhunt for him is on. He manages to keep out of sight for a few days
but he can tell from the news that it's only a matter of time before he's

Suddenly, he gets a brilliant idea. He jumps in his car, races down to the
William Morris agency, and forces them at gunpoint to sign him to a
five-year contract. He is never seen or heard from ever again.
-- Jimmy Myers