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  In the words of the police report, the man "did escape from custody, in that the defendant did flatulate in the car causing an exteme noxious odor forcing officers to roll down all windows in the vehicle to ventilate it, at which time defendant lunged his body out the side window....
• THE WORST BANK ROBBERY In August 1975 three men were on their way in to rob the Royal Bank of Scotland at Rothesay, when they got stuck in the revolving doors.
  They had to be helped free by the staff and, after thanking everyone, sheepishly left the building....
• Canadian prison inmate Robert Walters, halfway through a 24-year sentence for robbery
  was allowed out of Collins Bay penitentiary for six hours on a "resocializing program" on the condition that his guard keep him in sight at all times....
• A man goes to rob a bank. He brings two things: a hand grenade and his dog.
  He pulls the pin, lobs the grenade at the doors of the bank and ducks behind cover....
• Caption: SPRINGFIELD: A CITY HELD HOSTAGE. DAY ONE (dramatization)] Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield, he was.
  [A cheesy documentary. Jebediah chops wood.] In 1838, along the way, he met a ferocious bear....
• Linux Rally Held in Pennsylvania HARRISBURG, PA -- Thousands of Linux advocates gathered at the Pennsylvania state capitol building earlier today.
  They were protesting the state's recent three year deal with Microsoft to install Windows NT on all state computer systems....
• Fantasies are free." "NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Fat free: no extra charge for the fat.