A Couple Of Men Go To Rob A Bank. They Back Their Car Up To The Doors Of The Bank, Tie A Chain Around The Door Handles, Then Around Their Fender, Then Hit The Gas.

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A couple of men go to rob a bank. They back their car up to the doors
of the bank, tie a chain around the door handles, then around their
fender, then hit the gas. The fender rips off the car and they panic
and speed away. The police recovered the fender AND THE LICENSE PLATE
and tracked down the puzzled crooks.