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• The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse.
  Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess....
• Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
  "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly....
• It tasted so good the first time, I brought it back up for an encore.
• I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
• As clear as a whistle. -- John Byrom (1691-1763) -- Epistle to Lloyd, I
• I'm not really a cowboy. I just found the hat...
• The crowd went crazy as Tommy hit the stage. Little Sally got lost as the police bossed the crowd back in a rage.
  ... Sixteen stitches put her right and her dad said, 'Don't say I didn't warn ya!...
• Back at ya......
• But when the first shot hit the dock, I started runnin'