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• I-SPY Simple spelling game which can get a little boring if played consistently for more than four hours at a time.
  So boring, in fact, that you may feel the necessity to play not "I-Spy", but "I-Hit", a game which runs more or less like thi...
• BASEBALL A pointless little game in which a couple of dozen people run around a diamond formation as fast as they can, just to get back to where they started.
  Beats me why they didn't just stay at home base in the first place....
• QUEEN Not much of a career to get into if you can help it.
  Tends to involve flying all over the place being famous....
• OPERA For centuries now, Opera has been the foremost method of humiliation available to the security forces.
  It began in the late 1600s, when peasant rebels were made to dress up as ridiculously fat people and get up on wooden planks in front of hundreds of their peers and shout the same things over and over and over, to a musical accompaniment....
• TASMANIA That bit of Australia that always gets forgotten. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• With Mallets and Forethought, Croquet is Back.
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
• TRIANGLE Three-sided object which, even in isosceles form, begins to get very boring after only a short time.
  For maximum excitement, an object with many more sides should be considered....
• REFERENCE The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
  The best references don't actually exist. Which means they can say precisely what you want them to say....