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• Now there's a violent movie titled, "The Croquet Homicide," or "Murder With Mallets Aforethought.
  -- Shelby Friedman, WSJ....
• CROQUET A game in which wooden balls are driven by means of long-handled mallets, through a series of hoops.
  Christ, how boring can you get. They ought to pep it up a bit....
• hought, thought, thought, thought = forethought.
• ABSENTEE: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove themselves from the sphere of exaction.
• Absentee, n.: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove himself from the sphere of exaction.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $
  25.00....