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• Mummy: An Egyptian who was pressed for time :-)
• MUMMY: An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
• You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
• Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program. -- Milton Friedma
• Now there's a violent movie titled, "The Croquet Homicide," or "Murder With Mallets Aforethought.
  -- Shelby Friedman, WSJ....
• People detest state changes. -- Friedman's first law
• Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it... -- Steven Wrigh
• Like many people, one of my secret suspicions is that permanent press isn't really.
• The only people who do not make mistakes are dead people.
  I saw a man last week who has not made a mistake in four thousand years....