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• No friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl for girl
  no hatred so intense or immovable as that of woman for woman. -- Lando...
• A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• No woman is so simple that she can't get screwed.
• Woman: Oh, Monty, this must be the son I've heard so much about.
  Larry, you must meet our daughter, the debutante....
• She's the kind of woman who lets bygones be 'I told you so's.'
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
• There is nothing in the world half so pleasant as a woman with a sense of humor. -- Charles McCabe
• Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
  -- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)...
• Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.
  -- Tolstoy...