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• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Where is the man who has the power and skill To stem the torrent of a woman's will?
  For if she will, she will, you may depend on't; And if she won't, she won'...
• I went to a bookstore and I asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was.
  She said, "If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose." -- Brian Kiley...
• The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
  When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to live....
• A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive.
  "Or more." Or more? You never told me that. "I didn't want to frighten you....
• I told you so!!!! -- Rush Limbaugh.
• Who told you I was paranoid?! It was THEM, wasn't it?!
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.