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  A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
• Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
• It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
  The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....
• Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek
• She's the kind of woman who lets bygones be 'I told you so's.'