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• Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
• Murphy's Advice on Status: Keep up with the Grabowskis .
  . . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses....
• The trouble with trying to keep up with the Joneses is that they are putting their utmost effort into keeping up with you.
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your own level.
  It is eversomuch cheaper. -- Quentin Crisp...
• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp
• We can keep it up FOREVER!
• Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
  Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....
• I sped up my keyboard & I can't keep up with it!
• I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
  -- Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the lake, "War of the Simpso...