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• MUMMY: An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
• You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
• The first example of permanent press was an Egyptian mummy. -- Shelby Friedma
• The only people who do not make mistakes are dead people.
  I saw a man last week who has not made a mistake in four thousand years....
• MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine, and now engaged in supplying art with an excellent pigment.
  He is handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals....
• Know you of such a bird? No...but we could _make_ one.
  .. No, we _couldn't_, Baldrick...Oh, I suppose you have to be told some- time....
• Show me a pharaoh who ate crackers and I'll show you a crummy mummy.
• MEEKNESS, n. Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
  M is for Moses, Who slew the Egyptian....
• Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -- drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat.
  This black cape was found on the scene....