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• You now have Asian Flu.
• Mummy: An Egyptian who was pressed for time :-)
• MUMMY: An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
• Poppycock: the thing that mummy needs to create you.
• The first example of permanent press was an Egyptian mummy. -- Shelby Friedma
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!