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Most Texans Think Hanukkah Is Some Sort Of Duck Call. -- Richard Lewi
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Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
-- Richard Lewis
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When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
-- Richard Cardinal Cushing...
If I ever write a sex manual, I'd call it Ow, You're on My Hair. -- Richard Lewi
QWK! QWK! QWK!" -- Mating Call Of The Mail Duck
I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it.
It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward. Lewis Carroll
TEXANS do it with oil
Texans just do it. She it!
I'm the Descartes of anxiety. I panic, therefore I am. -- Richard Lewi
I tried phone sex and got an ear infection. -- Richard Lewi
