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• TEXANS do it with oil
• I just couldn't convince Texans that Dukakis was Greek for Bubba. -- Lloyd Benso
• REAL TEXANS curse the old-fashioned way ... ... the dern it.
• You misunderstood. Bush ACTUALLY said 'No nude Texans.'
• My friend Goo has a real time too; she always knows just what to do.
• Just do it!
• She aches, just like a woman...
• Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. -- Richard Lewi
• I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive.
  ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do, but she is an IBM....