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• I need some duck tape. My puter has a QWaK in it.
• Duck who fly upside down have quack up.
• I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK
• My rubber duck keeps sinking...
• if (quackslike() == duck) return(duck)
• When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
  -- Richard Cardinal Cushing...
• Has all the brains God gave a duck's ass.
• I want a new duck. -- Weird Al
• Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!
  -- Daffy Duck, "Duck! Rabbit! Duck!...