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• You may smoke. You may also burst into flames and die.
• Sometimes I don't care if I never die.
• To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can crap in your cup.
• To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can piss in your cup.
• I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
• While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a woman inquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?
  Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind if you burn, madam....
• Mind if I smoke?" "Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?
• Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames. -- The Log Lady
• Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.