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Shut Your Eyes And You'll Burst Into Flames. -- The Log Lady
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Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames.
-- The Log Lady
Related:
You may smoke. You may also burst into flames and die.
Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!
You wear shiny objects on your chest. Are you proud? -- Magaret the Log Lady, from Twin Peak
Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb
Dad's favourite advice:"Keep your eyes open and your fly shut.
Ooh Baby, just you shut your mouth.
City Planners do it with their eyes shut.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Frankli
In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.
