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Bite The Hand That Won't Feed You Fast Enough. -- Cat Rule #2
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Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
-- Cat Rule #2
Related:
A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.
You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
Home is where I feed my cat.
It is better to feed one cat than many mice.
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet!
