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• I want pills, you quack!
• Quack! Quack!! Quack!!
• When the night is dark And the dogs go...bark When the clouds are black And the ducks go.
  ..quack When the sky is blue And the cows go...mooo Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you....
• Squeeze Me Hard!!!! I Work Better Under Pressure....
• How do you get cat hair out of a hard drive?
• It's at moments like this that you want to squeeze false fruit.
• Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough. -- Cat Rule #2