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  Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
• Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
  I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
• Yes! I always drink coffee while I watch radar!
• Naches (rhymes with Bach' us, with "Bach" pronounced like the composer) is what every Jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren.
  So, now that you all understand naches, the joke...
• Living here in Rio, I have lots of coffees to choose from.
  And when you're on the lam like me, you appreciate a good cup of coffee....
• Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
  Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?...
• I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. -- T. S. Eliot, "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
• Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy, Burn that sausage just a match or two more done.
  Pour my black old coffee longer, While that smell is gettin' stronger A semi-meal ain't nuthin' much to want....
• I like my coffee black... as a moonless night.