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• Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
  -- Woody Alle...
• The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light.
  -- Woody Alle...
• In a wild rage the nostril monster attacks! But you can't get out of of the way!
• What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement? WOODY ALLEN
• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
  -- Woody Alle...
• Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. -- Woody Allen, "All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex
• If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil.
  But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever....
• As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
  -- Woody Alle...