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• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
  -- Woody Alle...
• You are the greatest lover I have ever had." "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
  -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death...
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
• The first thing you learn as a life insurance salesman is never refer to premiums as the layaway plan.
• Never kill a man, especially if it means taking his life. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• There are only two really important things in life
  1. Sex 2. (well it's not really that important) -- Woody Alle...
• Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. -- Bill Musselma
• I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle