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• In a wild rage the nostril monster attacks! He just misses!
• Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Great job! You have killed the slimey nostril monster!
  He (she?) has has turned into a puddle on the floor and has slowly evaporated....
• Never fight a monster: you might get killed.
• He's a wild man. Get out of here.
• JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY; I CAN DO IT RIGHT.
• If you don't like the way I drive, get out of the Batmobile.
• Jesus Loves You. I Don't. Get Out Of My Way.