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  (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
• District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
  (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
• They [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
  (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
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