Sophisticated - So complicated you have to read the manual for a few days
straight before you can do anything with it. Most people don't read the
manual, however.
User-friendly - So simple-minded that after an hour you've got it all
figured out. The next day, you can't discover any other use for it. The
exact opposite of sophisticated. If something is supposed to be both
sophisticated and user-friendly, you know they're lying.
