Related:

• Dorr's Law of Athletics: In an otherwise empty locker room, any two individuals will have adjoining lockers.
• Jim Nasium's Law: In a large locker room with hundreds of lockers, the few people using the facility at any one time will all have lockers next to each other so that everybody is cramped.
• I have doubts about my health club. The locker room has a smoking and a non-smoking section.
  -- Ellen Orchid...
• District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
  (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
• District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
  (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
• They [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
  (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
• Quote #461 [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
  (1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press conference where you announce that they have a street value of $...
• Truth is an empty room.
• Any general system law will have at least two particular applications.
  -- The Law of Happy Particularities -- Gerald Weinberg...