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• Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise, and you'll be Gary, Indiana.
  -- Jessie, "Greaser's Palace...
• At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE.
• at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
  Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
• Gas station attendants pump all day.
• The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
  I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...
• Plus and minus?? What kind of a stupid name is that?
  You guys are a constant source of embarrassment....
• Gas station attendants are hired based on their lack of knowledge regarding directions.
• Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
  He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom....
• Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked.
  They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -- Joey Bishop...