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• In the meantime, one false move and Simon here becomes vice-presidential.
  -- Dash X, No Brain, No Pain, Eerie Indiana...
• In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
  .. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
• My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
  In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
• Mummy: "Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie.
  He's ruining it." Simon: "You should see what he does to my bedroom....
• Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
  -- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
• Mummy: "What did you say this projector in a bottle is called?
  Marshall: "Television." Mummy: "Truly dreadful invention....
• But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you ain't seen nothing yet.
  -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana...
• A girl - cool? What's so cool about a girl?" -- Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• To serve and control, that's our motto, that's what we do.
  -- Policeman, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...