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• Gas station attendants are hired based on their lack of knowledge regarding directions.
• At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE.
• The real erosion of civilization as we knew it started with the popularity of the self-service gas pump.
• Attendants at a service station in Eunice, Louisiana, handed more than $
  100 to a naked man who claimed to have a gun in his pocket....
• Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.
  Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me. A Milhouse Divided...
• President Taft got stuck in his bath-tub on innaguration day and had to be pried out by his attendants.
• WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station.
• I was driving down the street past a gas station. There were two signs in the window, "Help wanted", "Self-serve".
  So, I went in and hired myself. I made myself the boss. I took all the money and left....
• Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.