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• Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real programmers don't document; if it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
• Programmers do it with a Hard Drive!
• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
  ) -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>...
• Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
• REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.