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• If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
• If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
• When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. -- Harry Truma
• You have to run between the raindrops if you want to see.
• We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
• If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters.
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