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  He's everywhere you wanna be. [shows Selma her room] Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic....
• You are building up credit for the future.
• Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls.
  Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone....
• Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
  Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!...
• Interjections! show excitement! or emotion!
• Always cut the cards.
• If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
• You always introduce the younger person to the older person, using the wording
  Miss Brown, I'd like to introduce you to an older person (unless her name is not Miss Brown)....