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• You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
  If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll...
• A cat and his owner see a relationship counselor: He doesn't want you to run the vacuum cleaner or go out on dates.
  -- Nicole Hollande...
• You may know what you need but to get what you want you better see that you keep what you have.
  -- Into the Wood...
• If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards. -- Harry Blackstone
• If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
  I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
• If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.
• The only culture you have is between your toes.
• Los Angeles is a great place. Where else can you smell the air and see it coming at you at the same time?
  You want to see blue water you have to look in the toilet bowl. -- Jackie Gayle...