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• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Alle
• Your present plans will be successful.
• If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy.
  Then he becomes your partner. -- Nelson Mandela (in _The Long Walk to Freedom_)...
• If you are horny, it's lust, but if your partner's horny, it's affection.
• The greater your need to make a good catch, the greater the probability your partner will deliver his worst throw.
  (If you can't touch it, you can't trick it.) -- The Ninth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
• May you and your partner be as close as brothers -- Cain and Abel.