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• If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
  Virginia Woolf (1882-1941) "The Moment and Other Essays" (1948)...
• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Alle
• If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
• Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold.
  .. Other people care more about the food. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?...
• Are you getting sick and tired of people saying some nerdy thing to you like
  Have a nice day!" Sometimes people say this to me while wishing that if I die, I do it on cheap embalming fluid....
• The less some people know the more eager they are to tell you about it.
• Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.