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• If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel. -- Fuch's warning
• When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck
• Fuch's Warning: If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.
• If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. Will Komme
• If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. KOMMEN
• If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
  If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor....
• If people looked like their passport photos, very few nations would let them in.
• When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look.
  When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen....