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• If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
  If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor....
• If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel. -- Fuch's warning
• Fuch's Warning: If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.
• When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck
• If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. Will Komme
• If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. KOMMEN
• Look up BBS in the dictionary and our number will be there.
• Look at all the wonderful things you have, sir: King Arthur's "Excalibur".
  The only existing nude photo of Mark Twain. And that rare first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it....