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• For the record, pot, like the "Reader's Digest", is not necessarily habit-forming, but both can lead to hard-core addictio
  heroin, in one case, abridged bad books in the other....
• You can count on getting some tonight, cassanova!
• What's the difference between a Lada and a Jehovah's Witness?
  You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?
  A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever....
• Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you.
• Jehovah is an alien and still threatens this planet!
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• Humorists always sit at the children's table. -- Woody Alle