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• If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.
  -- Mordecai Richle...
• Can you count the things you don't know about?
• Typical humans, you can always count on them to mess things up.
• When all else fails, you can count on Sam.
• Windows 3.0: More holes than you can count.
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
  -- Lazarus Long...
• Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed.
• ...I got the blackbelt, you got the gun let's team up tonight, and have some fun...