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• Jehovah is an alien and still threatens this planet!
• Resistance is useless. Stand still. -- The Doctor, The Web Plane
• A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force. They wouldn't come here in strange alien forms.
  -- Gary Seven, "Assignment Earth," stardate unknown....
• What's the difference between a Lada and a Jehovah's Witness?
  You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness....
• Government funding of the arts threatens the integrity of the arts.
• Who punishes one threatens a hundred. French Proverb
• The President's on line one. He wants to know is everything all right with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia?
  "Tell him yes on one, no on two." "Which was yes, destroy Russia or number two?...
• Alien: I bring you peace. Homer: As a representative of the planet Earth, let me just say [gets his foot in the camp fire] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  Aaaaaaaaaaaagh! [tries to beat out the fire] Oww!...
• If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.
  -- Mordecai Richle...