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• The President is getting religious and knows what he is doing.
  This type of news is enough to scare the hell out of anyone....
• This is Walter Cronkite. Bren's not here right now.
  He's out on a date. The idea of Bren entertaining a girl with his basketball theories and computer knowledge over dinner at Taco Bell should scare the hell out of you....
• Priests will walk you to the gas chamber--while telling you to read the Bible, which says, "Thou shalt not kill.
  That's a little weird. -- Murray Roma...
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of God, because you will have found it the key to your own heart, your own happiness, and your own duty.
  -- Woodrow Wilso...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• The first and great commandment is, Don't let them scare you. -- Elmer Davi
• Is it just me, or does anyone else read 'bible humpers' every time someone writes 'bible thumpers?
  ' -- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu...