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  I would prefer to achieve it by not dying. -- Woody Alle...
• You're always thinking you're gonna be the one that makes 'em act different.
  .. -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta...
• The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.
  -- William Pe...
• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again....
• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Siste...
• I always wanted to marry someone who was tall, handsome, and rich.
  Three out of three I gave up on." -- Woody Allen, "Radio Day...