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• How many Frank Zappa's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the light bulb is not dead, it just smells funny....
• COBOL is not dead, it just smells that way.
• MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
• MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
• Help! I'm a rock! -- Frank Zappa
• Kill Ugly Radio -- Frank Zappa
• If the Nazi's had television with satellite technology, we'd all be goose-stepping.
  Americans are just as suggestible. -- Frank Zappa...
• Go get a real estate license. -- Frank Zappa
• The bigger the cushion, The better the pushin' -- Frank Zappa