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• Carnegie Hall! What the fuck are we doing here? -- Frank Zappa '71
• Enforced recreation live on stage in London ... I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow.
  .. -- Frank Zappa, "You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore...
• Help! I'm a rock! -- Frank Zappa
• Kill Ugly Radio -- Frank Zappa
• Go get a real estate license. -- Frank Zappa
• The bigger the cushion, The better the pushin' -- Frank Zappa
• Don't eat yellow snow. - Frank Zappa
• Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great.
  If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?...
• Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. -- Frank Zappa