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• Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. Nelso
  [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt....
• Rimmer: I wrote a palindromic Hiku this morning. Perhaps you'd like to hear it?
  Kryten: I'm afraid we don't speak Japanese, sir. Rimme...
• Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair.
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• Ever since I was a young boy, I've hacked the ARPA ne
  From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite terminal, Any access I could get, He cats C right into foo, But ain't seen nothing like him, His disciples lead him in, On any campus yet, And he just breaks the root, That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, Sure sends a mean packet....
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....