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• Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe.
  I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen and that is the basic building block of the universe....
• Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
  -- Frank Zappa...
• Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
  -- Frank Zappa (1940-94), U.S. rock musician -- Chicago Tribune (January 18, 1978)....
• Kill Ugly Radio -- Frank Zappa
• I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white. -- Frank Zappa
• Is that a real poncho... I mean Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
  -- Frank Zappa, Camarillo Brillo...
• I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Prince
• Lucille has messed my mind up,.. but I STILL love her.. -- Frank Zappa, Joes Garage
• Say, could I interest you in a pair of Zircon-encrusted tweezers? -- Frank Zappa