-- You may be redneck...
if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog.
if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Related:
- You may be redneck... if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest.
- You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
- You may be redneck... if your school's fight song was "Dueling Banjos.
- You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
- You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
- You may be redneck... if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
- You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
- You may be redneck... if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you.
- You may be redneck... if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.
