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• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party...
• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly...
• If you wants to get elected president, you've got to think up some memorable homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, The Pogo Party...
• You know you are in trouble when you've got insomnia so bad you can't fall asleep even when it's time to get up.
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
• Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
  [sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
• What we've got here is failure to communicate... Some men you just can't reach.
  So you get what we got here last week.. Which is the the way he wants....
• Say what you want about President Richard Nixon. How many people do you know who could get elected President when no one voted for them.
  Ever run on to anyone who admitted voting for Richard Nixon?...
• Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
  I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....