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  I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
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• It's a Zen thing, trying to understand won't help.
• If you understand, things are as they are. If you do not understand, things are as they are.
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• I understand life and the universe. Cats are beyond me.
• But I did read the docs! I just didn't understand them.
• But I did read the msgs,...I just don't understand them.
• I never did it that way before.
• Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?
  ' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison....